Let the truth be told...

There is an insidious blogger out there folks! He is lurking in the shadows. He is called Central Scrutinizer or CS. He is a dangerous man. He claims to be presenting the problem of discordianism, which obviously isn't a problem, to the masses. However, this presentation is merely a distraction, a decoy, which is being used to hide his true motives.

As the title of his blog suggests, Central Scrutinizer calls upon his goddess, Concordia, the Greco-Roman goddess of harmony and peace. But don't let her name fool you. She is a bitch. She wishes to have all of us bow down to her without question and without thought. Once people stop believing in the true goddess, Eris, we will all be slaves to her Greyfaced stagnancy for all eternity.

The reason for Central Scrutinizer's attacks of Discordianism are simple. Concordia has promised that if Central Scrutinizer attacks Eris with his poisonous words and outrageous claims, she will give him a throne at her side when the Eschaton is Immanentized.

All one must do to stop the Central Scrutinizer is to be jolly, be merry, and be nonsensical, and the forces of Eris will be exponentially increased so that Concordia will lose her power, and the Eschaton will not be immanantized.

I will reveal more of this later, when I feel mankind is ready.

For now this blog will serve as a mediun so that I may transmit the truth, and any and all ramblings that I feel must be transmitted.

Feel free to believe anything I say, disbelieve anything I say, or both! This is supposed to be fun! Woo Wee! My first blog!!!!!